Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?