What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do cats go on vacation?