Where do colds go on vacation?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?