What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Which tree can't stop crying?