What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Where does breakfast live?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?