How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?