The museum curator needed a break.

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What game does chlorine never lose?