What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Which dog belongs in a band?