What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the window need an aspirin?