People are so hard on car mechanics.

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

How do you spot a modern spider?