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Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

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Where do birds go on summer vacation?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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