What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?