What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Which plant has the best roar?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What birds always travel in twos?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?