What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How do you make a cow float?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What country has the most fish?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?