What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What country has the most fish?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do frogs get to work?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How does a polar bear build a house?
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