What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
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