Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's the scariest letter?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What game does a rabbit always win?