Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?