What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What table can you never sit at?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Where does laundry go to college?