Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Where would you put an injured insect?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?