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Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

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What is the emptiest holiday?

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