Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
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