What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?