Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do fish use for glasses?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the echo get detention?
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