Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
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