What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a sad latte?

How do snowmen get information?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?