What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What is the coolest country?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?