What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?