What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the barber win the race?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?