What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?