What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's the difference between people and chickens?