What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How does a taco bless the table?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?