Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?