My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?