Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do cows say on NYE?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?