Families are like fudge.

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What does winter fat turn into?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?