What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?