Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?