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What vegetables make the best music?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call a small mom?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?