What game does chlorine never lose?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?