Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Where does breakfast live?

A book just fell on my head.

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How did the tree get lost?

How do birds threaten one another?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?