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Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

How do you arrest a pig?

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