What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?