Why did the professor write on the window?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?