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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?