What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call an angry monkey?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
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