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You look a bit flushed.
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What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a spider's favorite book?
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