What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a henway?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which relative loves rice?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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