Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which president loved to take baths?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the coach go to the bank?