Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do elves learn in school?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do cows like to dance to?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?