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Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?