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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?