Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's the scariest letter?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How do you get straight A's?