What car can't keep a secret?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What horn never makes a sound?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the whale cross the road?