Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What is another term for the price of gas?