A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What math figure is also in the band?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?