Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the foal cough?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Where do horses reside?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?