Where do books sleep?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Who granted the fish a wish?