Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What math figure is also in the band?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?