What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?