What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which fly makes films?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?