Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?