Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What are baby potatoes called?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which dance will a chicken not do?