Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why are boxers good comedians?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do cats love to work?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why was the math book sad?