How do trees get access to the internet?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Where do termites go camping?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What animal knows kung fu?

What's the holiest insect?

What's the most masculine animal?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?