Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why are books always so angry?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What insect runs away from everything?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?