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Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

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What look-and-find book do wolves love?

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What musical instrument is the best typist?

What condiment has wings?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?