What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is another term for the price of gas?
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