Where do vampires keep their money?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?