What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
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