What do you call a Russian flea?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?