What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What game do bats excel at?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
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