What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What did March say to the madness?