What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
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