What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Where do belly buttons go to college?