What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Where do cows go on the weekend?