Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did the bee say to the flower?