What shape has a knighthood?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?