Which animal should never work for the government?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the Dorito say to his son?