What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What day is your mom always right?
How long will dinner be?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
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