What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What shape is bad at driving?
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