What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

How did the tree get lost?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the noisiest food?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?