Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How much does freedom weigh?

How was the wedding?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Do dads always snore?