What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's the most determined bird?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What makes music in your hair?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?