What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's the scariest letter?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?