Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did one plate say to the other?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why was the cow afraid?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?