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What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

How can you make 7 even?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?