How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What food is a man's best friend?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?