What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's the opposite of irony?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?