Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What type of car do planets buy?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?