Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do cows wear bells?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?