What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are goats so funny?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Where do German dogs sleep?