How does a squid go into battle?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?