Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What animal floats best?

How do you make a cow float?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?