What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?