How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the fish blush?
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