How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's the politest month?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?