What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do cats wear to work?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
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