What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
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