Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Where was Noah born?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.