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They have great souls.
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Which fly makes films?
How does a cow do math?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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