Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What animal has the most fun?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
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