What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?