What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What words make the best athletes?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

How do bees get to school?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?