Why do diners never serve lobster?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why are books always so angry?