Where do tough ducks come from?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?