Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
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