Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How do frogs get to work?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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