What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do you get kids to do something?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
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