How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Families are like fudge.

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?