What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

How did the tree get lost?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?