What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do Scottish toads play?