What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?