What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

How does dinner smell?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What type of bat doesn't fly?