Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How can you make 7 even?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?