Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call siblings who love math?