What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
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