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What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What tree has the most bark?

What do stars celebrate in December?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?