Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which plant has the best roar?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the coldest vegetable?
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