Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What game do bats excel at?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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