Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
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