Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?