Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did the sardine call the submarine?