Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?