What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What school subject really rocks?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?