What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where does laundry go to college?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?