Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What goes up when the rain comes down?