What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What siblings are always sad?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What day is your mom always right?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why did the coach go to the bank?