Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?