Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What animal floats best?