What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?