What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?