What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How do you get kids to do something?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Which state has the best streets?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What did the airline worker name her child?