What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?