What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How do you wash a lamb?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the sick chicken say?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why do dogs howl at the moon?