What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
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