Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?