Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What school subject really rocks?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?