How do you make a walnut laugh?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What nationality are most fish?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?