Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?