Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Which president loved to take baths?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?